That flickers with every passing kilobyte....
I wander'd lonely as the Cloud
Until I asked someone out loud
If their Internet was also slow
Or if their Google did not go.
And then I found a random chance connection
That gave me cause for stern reflection.
It is not that Internet is slow,
It is just my ROM and RAM are low.
One day I'll buy a new computer
But til then I'll just refute the
Thought that Lydney's broadband users
Ought to be the first refusers.